
You can’t rely on much in this crazy, mixed-up world. But there’s one rule that always holds fast: Trump Always Chickens Out. Now this has once again come to pass, with Donald “TACO” Trump forced into a humiliating climbdown in his stand-off with Iran over the Strait of Hormuz.
Iran currently has the world economy in a headlock over the critical shipping route, with Trump angrily saying they had a 48-hour deadline in which to open it or begin airstrikes against Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure.