
Something is up with Donald Trump‘s health. This shouldn’t be a surprise: he’s almost eighty, hates exercise, and subsists on a diet of cheeseburgers. Frankly, it’d be a miracle if he wasn’t suffering multiple health problems.
Trump’s health and fitness are a touchy subject for him. A recent article in The New York Times outlining concerns about his health, age, and fitness for the job was met with fury, claiming he’d recently had a “PERFECT PHYSICAL EXAM AND A COMPREHENSIVE COGNITIVE TEST.”