One fan of the New Heights podcast has a new responsibility.
Since the October 11 show of the popular show hosted by Jason and Travis Kelce, Elaine (@Elaine_V29 on Twitter) has been keeping track of the swearing habits of the brothers.
Back in October, the brothers wondered if they should create a swear jar and donate the proceeds to charity. Well, Elaine has them covered, and the results were staggering. Jason Kelce, a former center for the Philadelphia Eagles, clocked in at 366 swears.
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When Jason announced his current swear count, little brother Travis was floored. “You cussed 366 times?” the Kansas City tight end said with disbelief.
Then Travis heard his numbers. In just 33 shows, Travis has dropped something deemed NSFW by Elaine a mind-blowing 2,135 times. “Two thousand is just a random number, there’s no way.”
We got an update on the New Heights Swear Jar and it’s not even f***ing close 😅 @factormeals pic.twitter.com/z7s4PLrNVj
— New Heights (@newheightshow) May 24, 2024
That shakes out to just shy of 65 swears per show (SPS) for Travis and just over 11 SPS for Jason (please note our math is slightly different than the clip). Considering each episode clocks in around 75 minutes, Travis is looking at a swear every 52 seconds or so.
While they aren’t sure yet what charity this will benefit or how it will all shake out, they do know that Elaine is now “the official transcriber of the Kelce Swear Jar” and that she will have a say in what they end up doing with the information.
