Tourists have been invited to a 'new' Bristol attraction, which has its very own dedicated website offering guided tours that last 'two minutes'. Other activities visitors can partake in when they visit the 'urban haven' of Turbo Island include 'helping out with the fire', 'dog sitting', 'contributing artwork', 'playing music' and meeting new people, the website says.
The humorous site, which has been hailed the most Bristol thing ever, says its copyright is owned by the 'Turbo Island Information Board' and it doesn't use cookies because "they attract the rats". When you click the link at the bottom of the site, it leads you to the website of Bristol photographer Simon Holliday, known for capturing street scenes and documenting the vibrant Bristol music scene.
In the past, he has photographed Turbo Island, Bristol legend Big Jeff and newsworthy topics such as the Tyre Extinguishers and the Covid-19 lockdown, too. The Turbo Island website describes the area as being "not just a place to visit, it's a vibrant community space that thrives on the active involvement of its visitors" adding: "At the heart of this urban haven, you'll find opportunities to engage in unique activities and immerse yourself in the very essence of Turbo Island."
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It goes on to say: "The nightly bonfire at Turbo Island has become an iconic symbol of the community's unity and spirit. But this fiery spectacle is not just for observation - you're invited to play a part in its creation and maintenance.
"Join the locals in their scavenger hunt for fuel, sourcing from fallen branches, old pallets and unwanted furniture. Or take on the responsibility of tending to the fire, ensuring it remains safe and controlled.
"There's a distinct satisfaction in stoking the flames and watching the embers dance under the Bristol sky."
Further down the page, the website promotes cash-only 'guided tours' of the island, for both individuals and groups - priced at around £50 per person (price is apparently dependent on tour guide) and lasting "approximately two minutes", with dogs joining for free. The site rounds up its run-down of Turbo Island activities by saying: "Finally, don't forget to enjoy the plethora of local events often hosted on Turbo Island - from art installations to raves to architectural digs.
"The possibilities at Turbo Island are as diverse as the people who frequent it. Come as you are, and leave a little piece of yourself behind."
