Aha, Jacob Steinberg’s match report is with us.
Consequently, that’s it from me. Thanks for your company and all your emails, sorry I couldn’t use them all. Have a good night; peace out.
“Arsenal come to West Ham early May,” says Ian Sargeant. “Imagine if they need a point for the title and we need a point to send Spurs down. It’ll either be a 0-0 to match Germany v Austria in 1982 or 3-3 with Declan Rice scoring a 25-yard own goal to level it with the last kick.”
It’s absolutely outrageous how good this season can get for Arsenal and how bad for Spurs. If Arsenal win the two big pots, simple relegation will feel like a birthday present.
