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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Politics
John Crace

Tories are too busy locked in a narcissistic death spiral to spare a thought for us

Rishi Sunak at PMQs
‘There were huge cheers as Rish! entered the chamber for the last prime minister’s questions of the year. It was all most confusing.’ Photograph: Jessica Taylor/UK PARLIAMENT/AFP/Getty Images

A thought experiment. If Tory MPs could return to year zero, who out of the misfits currently available would they choose as prime minister?

Boris Johnson? Do they really want the has-been Convict who can scarcely be bothered to take an interest in his own life? Nigel Farage? Are they really so mad that they think half the country is seriously bigoted? Suella Braverman? Ditto.

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