They’ve believed people in Holland speak Hollandaise and that Brexit meant there would no longer be any trees in the UK, so it’s not surprising Love Island contestants are to be given training before the new series kicks off.
What they’ll be taught is even more basic than the concept of the Dutch language existing though – how to treat each other decently.
Ahead of the tenth season, starting next week, participants will be schooled on mutually respectful relationships, and controlling and coercive behaviour. So, basically, Misogyny For Beginners.
