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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle
Peter Conrad

Too bald, too mad, too red … How royal portraits get it so wrong

Artist Jonathan Yeo and King Charles III at the unveiling of Yeo's portrait in Buckingham Palace
Artist Jonathan Yeo and King Charles III at the unveiling of Yeo's portrait in Buckingham Palace. Photograph: Aaron Chown/AP

Why do reports always say that a portrait of someone great and good has been “unveiled”? The word is an empty metaphor that turns the first viewing into a ceremony; it also mystifies the entire procedure and makes it somewhat morbid.

Portraits of kings, presidents, prime ministers and the like are effigies, meant to replace the mortal being. Once the official image has been fixed in place, the living subject can be sent off to die. The unveiled portrait draws a veil over another ceremonial occasion: what we are looking at is posterity’s verdict, so in effect we are attending a funeral.

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