
London's favourite new ingredient: Jackfruit
When Suella Braverman, who has just left her post as Home Secretary, stood up at the dispatch box this week to decry tofu, I felt it deep in my waters, namely the milky white waters in the small plastic wrapping of my soul.
“I’m afraid it’s the Labour Party,” she said, apportioning blame for the environmental protests blocking the M25, “it’s the Lib Dems, it’s the coalition of chaos, it’s the Guardian-reading, tofu-eating wokerati.”