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Jack Nicastro

To Get Through the Election, Use Ozempic

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The two major party candidates provide ample reasons for pessimism about the future of the republic. If you're a fanatical partisan on the left or right, you may find yourself compulsively stuffing your face with gluten-free avocado toast or nacho cheese Doritos, respectively. 

Ditto if you're a double-hating libertarian who is just about ready to give into solipsism. 

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