The Conservative horror show full of hatred, poison and venom proves time is up for the zombie party.
As a decapitated Liz Truss hosts funeral parties in Chequers, her bloody-handed bitter rivals plotting to replace are at the heart of the terror.
Tainted Rishi Sunak, Penny Mordaunt or Boris Johnson yearning for resurrection are not the fresh face, a new hope that Britain desires – and definitely deserves.
Despite the back-biting this tainted retread trio hold three things in common.
The first is responsibility to a greater or lesser degree for a country that has been dragged backwards.
The second is naked self-interest, all playing every dirty trick to sneak into Downing Street by the backdoor.
And the third is a desperate, unforgivable determination to sideline the British people by blocking a General Election that would allow us to determine who rules Britain.
The tinpot tyrannical Tories are the UK’s equivalent of the Chinese Communist Party, a despotic organisation elevating itself above country.
With Keir Starmer and Labour lapping them in the polls, narcissistic Tories test Parliamentary democracy beyond breaking point.
It is a farce Truss lasted 44 days after Johnson and a tragedy this mob will replace her with a Prime Minister who will unleash numbing austerity without the authority, legitimacy or credibility of the ballot box.
Shape-shifting shameful Tory Ministers and shameless MPs are entitled to make fools of themselves by backing Sunak or Johnson they denounced or quit to bring down in recent months.
What they’ve no electoral right to do is scythe, slash and squeeze key public services the Conservatives said, or at least pretended, in 2019 to protect and improve.
Keir Starmer’s acutely aware that tabling a no confidence motion in the House of Commons would unite Tory flapping turkeys terrified of Christmas. Yet this is a battle for the hearts and minds of the British public.
Starmer and Labour have them, the Conservatives abandoned them.
Conservatives running scared from that General Election plays into opposition hands.
The rabble destroying Britain could theoretically cling on until January 2025. They will inflict enormous pain between now and then.
These Tories can run but they won’t be able to hide for ever from judgement day when it eventually sweeps them away.