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Thomas Muller Kicks Off MLS Season by Delivering on Hilarious Whitecaps Guarantee

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Thomas Müller hilariously assured Vancouver Whitecaps would win ahead of the club’s 2026 MLS season opener against Real Salt Lake on Saturday—and he lived up to his cheeky promise.

Müller, 36, is in his first full MLS season with Vancouver after leading the club to the 2025 Western Conference title and the 2025 MLS Cup final.

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