
Entering Sunday, the Magic had won once in their last 15 games. Moritz and Franz Wagner, any two of their cousins and your dear, sweet Aunt Dotty could manage to go 1-14. They might be able to pull off 8-39, which is what the tank-you-very-much Magic were before embarrassing the reeling Bulls 114-95 in Orlando, Florida.
By the way, are the Bulls still good? Asking for a few million friends.