Most people remember when they got their first piece of exciting technology. It's a special rush to receive what feels like a gift from the gods, a piece of machinery that you could never make yourself and that nothing can replace. Mine was a portable CD player in the late 90s (yes, I too am a tired millennial). I took it absolutely everywhere with me, even if I had no need for it, and I slept with it at night. And a great deal of the time it had "...Baby One More Time" spinning a pink whirl through the viewer window.
Today, Britney herself got to experience what I assume was a similar rush from her very first iPad. Britney's liberation, while a slow process, has been thrilling for devoted and loyal fans to witness. The star has had much of her life, including her social media presence, fertility, and ability to drive, controlled by other people for over a decade — but now that she's slowly getting her freedom back, she is HERE to show us her joy, and boy does this iPad bring her joy:
