In the 30-or-so minutes that I've played Crymachina, an action-RPG released earlier this month, I have:
- Died of the sclerosis that apparently wiped out 20% of mankind
- Been reborn 2,000 years later as an android hand-picked by a small blonde machine girl, like some kind of weebed-out Destiny Guardian
- Learned of the fall of mankind, which was predictably caused by nuclear war
- Been reborn again as a simulated human in what is basically a slice-of-life anime
- Wombo-comboed another man-made machine god so hard that it pissed off back to space
