
Listen, we all want to pretend we have heroic motorcycling skills. That we, if given the chance, could hang with the best of the best. I mean, we've been riding motorcycles forever! We can wheelie! We can slide the back end out! We can hit 100 mph!
At least, that's what we tell ourselves. But if you actually put us in those situations, we'd crumble like stale biscuits. That's just the honest truth and it absolutely applies to me.