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David James

‘This is absolutely killing me’: Elon Musk unveils his ideal AI boyfriend for ladies: an abusive billionaire who beats women

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Ladies, it’s your lucky day! Elon Musk has emerged sweaty and exhausted from his AI lab with wonderful news! He’s invented your ideal boyfriend, and he can’t wait for you to meet him!

This is all part of Musk’s ongoing quest to create a world in which you don’t have to worry about your partner’s feelings or desires, but simply spend time with a digital automaton whose sole purpose is to tell you how amazing you are. For men, Musk has devised teenage-looking anime girl “Ani Chan” who’ll simper and ~*uwu*~ through every interaction. But for the ladies?

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