Lurid swear-em-up Shadows of the Damned—a 2011 action-adventure collaboration between Suda51 and Shinji Mikami—is getting a remaster. It was announced yesterday—amid a deluge of Summer Game Fest announcements—in the form of a trailer in which main character Garcia Hotspur arrives at the developer's offices and shoots an unarmed man in the head. I think Nintendo announced that new Zelda the same way.
If you're unaware, Shadows of the Damned is a splashy, weird third-person shooter that's been trapped on the PS3 and Xbox 360 since it released 12 years ago. It's loud and brash and zany—your signature gun is called "The Boner," which should give you some idea of the plane we're operating on here—and while it wasn't a smash hit in its day, it's occupied a sacred space in the hearts of fans as a cult classic for over a decade.
