“This cop came into my dressing room. He's like Robocop – helmet, goggles, gun, handcuffs. He says, ‘Those little fellas – do you hang one of them every night?’”: Ozzy Osbourne’s outrageous tales of idiot lawmen, werewolves, chimpanzees and Paul McCartney

Ozzy Osbourne.

No rock star had funnier stories, or was better at telling them, than Ozzy Osbourne.

In the early 2000s, in an interview with Q magazine, the legendary singer began the conversation by reminiscing about his boozy wedding to Sharon in 1982, and finished with a lovely story about meeting his hero Paul McCartney.