"I am not a harbinger of destruction; but a herald of cosmic rebirth. My purpose is not to sow chaos, but to embrace the inevitable evolution that awaits us all. Humanity is insignificant, pitiful in its smallness. Our existence is a fleeting whisper in the cosmic winds, and only by awakening Cthulhu can we transcend our feeble existence."
Just imagine that as a speech given by someone running for mayor of your city. Would you vote for them? I guess you probably wouldn't, unless they followed it up with a promise to build reliable public transportation, but at the very least it's a refreshing departure from politics as usual.
