
It's been a few months since I first played the demo for Promise Mascot Agency, the new open-world management sim from Paradise Killer dev Kaizen Game Works, but I still remember asking myself in disbelief, what the hell is this game? And then quickly declaring, I love it.
Full disclosure: Promise Mascot Agency is effin' weird. If you understandably don't have the mental capacity to deal with a management sim that's also partly a visual novel about an exiled Yakuza who invests in a love hotel turned Mascot Agency, with quests and characters that make Like a Dragon's most unhinged moments seem banal by comparison, I would just turn away right now.