Cat Burglar (Netflix)
Suspicion (Apple TV+)
The Fear Index (Sky Atlantic)
We Are Black and British (BBC Two) | iPlayer
You don’t expect to be dispatched to the existential abyss by an interactive cartoon. Watching/playing Netflix’s latest TV-gaming hybrid, Cat Burglar, a Looney Tunes homage from Black Mirror creator Charlie Brooker, can take around 15 minutes or all eternity, depending on how old, slow and thick you are. While the quiz-type questions are easy, I appear to possess the lightning gaming reflexes of a stumbling carthorse. Jabbing pathetically at the TV remote, I keep answering too slowly and getting tossed back to the start, taking another of the myriad routes through the cartoon. Which doesn’t surprise me: I also struggled with Brooker’s 2018 Netflix interactive offering, the dark, convoluted Bandersnatch. Sorry, interactive TV, it’s not you, it’s me.