It's official. Despite my elder Gen Z protestations, Toy Story 5 is officially coming in June 2026, and to mark the occasion, we've been graced with a new trailer. I'll resist the urge to make this a whingefest about how we should've stopped at 3 (4 at a push), and bring your attention to one pressing issue – Woody's new look.
While admittedly it's fun to see the animators playing with the beloved character design, I was shocked and appalled at how they had massacred my boy, demolishing my childhood in the process. Is nothing sacred? Am I forced to accept that Woody is subject to the plight of male pattern baldness? If that's so, take a moment to mourn with me.
