Warning! The following contains spoilers for the result of Squid Game: The Challenge. Read at your own risk!
Squid Game: The Challenge rolled into its first season's finale for those streaming with Netflix subscriptions, having eliminated a whopping 453 competitors - all of whom were reportedly paid nothing to take part - leaving only one grand champion. It took nine episodes and a lot of lubricated condoms being rubbed on lips, but the competition's last installment whittled it all down to a trio of hopefuls in Mai (287), Sam (016), and Phil (451). The conclusion was awesome, but I am a bit skeptical about how much actual chance and randomness went into securing the $4.56 million prize winner.
