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John Brewin

The sound of VAR: like listening to Cape Canaveral during a space launch

VAR Howard Webb Football Daily Leicester Football Gary Neville Jamie Carragher Newcastle Sky Sports Stags

Howard Webb joins Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville on Monday. — Howard Webb joins Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville on Monday. Photograph: Sky Sports

AND IT’S LIVE

So this was VAR. The great Satan of football, the Deep Thought supercomputer belching out erroneous football decisions like ChatGPT attempting to write William Burroughs’ Naked Lunch with added Greater Manchester bias, finally had its curtain pulled up. The sound of VAR, as revealed by a smart casual (black, natch) Howard Webb on Sky Sports’ Monday Night Football, is a group of earnest blokes chatting about football. At high-speed, commentating on each possible contravention of the laws like Martin Tyler on a crystal meth jag, and all at once. In the style of close working relationships, everyone has a nickname.

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