“Have you tried Wednesdays yet?” a well-meaning married friend asked, who, given the question, I had to presume, had been living on the dark side of the Moon these last few months. “You mean Thursday, the dating app? No point”, I replied, before changing the subject.
We had been discussing my dismal love life, and how to defibrillate it, but the truth is, I have zero time or patience left for dating apps. If I’m honest, I haven’t for a good few years, and singledom has been much more fun for it.
