It's become my solemn duty to keep tabs on the whole Silksong situation. The "we announced a game several years ago and barely talk about it" situation. The "we have people coming up with conspiracy theories including Napoleon" situation. The "every time there's a showcase, we bet it all on red and lose" situation.
Imagine my surprise, then, when I walked into the r/Silksong subreddit this bright, sunny day only to find the stone door on a great seal, freshly applied, with four sacrificed skongers trapped in arcane slumber.
