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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Entertainment
Simon Usborne

The secret life of cracker jokes: how bad gags became a Christmas classic

Cracker Jokes
Snap happy … Cracker gags are a vital source of Christmas cohesion. Composite: Guardian Design

What do you get if you cross a potentially awkward, booze-soaked family lunch with a rich tradition of bad yet inclusive comedy? Arguably the most widely enjoyed cultural event of the year: the telling of Christmas cracker jokes.

Estimates for cracker consumption vary enough to make any of them doubtful, but they’re all in the hundreds of millions a year. And, from Fortnum & Mason’s “winter green” crackers (£295 for six) to the pile-them-high stalwarts of the canteen Christmas lunch, they all have one thing in common – a terrible gag.

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