
The Rhode Island Scumbag started off the 2022 NFL season with a 3-0 record. He also, apparently, did not appreciate me telling the world he doesn’t believe in outer space.
The deluge at Soldier Field, Justin Fields’ wizardry and Trey Lance’s inability to generate offense — especially after losing Eli Mitchell — paid off his Chicago Bears +6.5 bet and made my declaration that I’d take the San Francisco 49ers at -10 look utterly stupid. Throw in the Atlanta Falcons’ feistiness and the New England Patriots’ struggles and you’ve got an early undefeated record that’s 25 percent of the way to the 12-0 start at which I promised him a podcast.