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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Politics
John Crace

The Philpster exhausts his repertoire with return to Rwanda at PMQs

Chris Philp gestures as he speaks from the dispatch box in the House of Commons
And another thing … This was his moment. His time. It might never happen again. He could be a hero. Just for one day. Photograph: House of Commons/PA

Thoughts and prayers with Alex Burghart. Not so long ago, the shadow chancellor of the duchy of Lancaster was allowed out by Kemi Badenoch to stand in for her at prime minister’s questions when Keir Starmer was otherwise engaged. Though this may be a memory Alex wishes to forget. It wasn’t his finest hour. Angela Rayner ran rings around him without even breaking sweat.

So, on Wednesday, Alex found himself sidelined. Not wanted on voyage. From time to time, he would check his phone for messages. Just in case he had missed something. Willing his phone to ping with a late call-up. Nothing. He just had to suck it up. Take his place on the opposition frontbench and cheer on some other poor sucker. Maybe it was for the best. Some men are born failures. Some achieve failure. Some have failure thrust upon them. Alex is unique. A combination of all three.

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