If I'm known for anything, it's my incredible fashion sense. 'Josh!' cries the baying mob, 'tell us where you got that 10-pack of t-shirts of indiscernibly different dark hues for like £15! Tell us how you look so good in all those identical pairs of black jeans! Wearing a jacket today? Daring!'
My fashion secrets are mine to keep, but you can still look good, so long as you define 'looking good' as 'looking just like that guy from The Alters.' The game has launched a hot collabo with ZA/UM Atelier, of $165 plastic bag fame, to bring you a real-life version of the tracksuit that HVAC astronaut protagonist Jan Dolski wears in the game. Also, a bag shaped like a sheep, which I don't think Jan has, but I suppose I've not beaten the game.
