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Chicago Sun-Times
Chicago Sun-Times
National
Richard Roeper

‘The Pentaverate’: Mike Myers makes another multi-character showcase, and it’s not worthy

You might remember a scene from the 1993 Mike Myers comedy “So I Married an Axe Murderer,” in which Myers’ grumpy old Scotsman, Stuart MacKenzie, shares his favorite conspiracy belief:

“There’s a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as the Pentaverate, who run everything in the world. … [Its members include] the queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds and Colonel Sanders before he [croaked]. Ooh, I hated the Colonel with his wee, beady eyes! He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smart ass!”

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