Sometimes, you have to see the impossibly dumb ways an NFL team can lose a game to believe them. That’s precisely what happened to the New England Patriots at the end of a tight battle with the Las Vegas Raiders.
With the game tied at 24 points apiece, the Patriots had a chance to theoretically — and this is key, theoretically — go and beat the Raiders before their matchup even went to overtime. But New England couldn’t muster up much offense and stagnated at their own 45-yard line with only a couple of seconds on the clock.
Rather than take a knee and let the game go to extra time, the Patriots unthinkably broke out the laterals. Why? Well, I don’t know.
But I’m pretty sure they regret this impossibly stupid decision given the ensuing result — a Chandler Jones’ fumble-six (because it was a lateral) for the 30-24 win with no time on the clock:
I NEVER SEEN THIS IN MY LIFE. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE.#RAIDERS WIN, WOOOW
Former #Patriots Chandler Jones too!pic.twitter.com/TsZBgN8va4
— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) December 19, 2022
Absolutely amazing for the Raiders. I can’t think of a cooler way to win a football. Absolutely and incredibly dumb for the Patriots. I can’t think of a worse way to lose a football game.
Again, it can’t be emphasized enough that the Patriots didn’t have to do this! Never mind Jakobi Meyers’ terrible toss backward. Jones never gets the ball in his hands before unleashing a disrespectful stiff arm on Mac Jones if the Patriots simply sit on the ball with two seconds left. Or, I don’t know, try a Hail Mary downfield instead.
For a team coached by Bill Belichick, I’m shocked at this late-game decision-making by the Patriots on the field. We’re talking about what truly might be the dumbest play of the 2022 season — likely one of the dumbest plays in NFL history — when all is said and done.
NFL fans ate up the Patriots losing on a last-second lateral-six from Chandler Jones
Here's the dots for the Patriots-Raiders ending. The best case scenario for this lateral was Chandler Jones flattening Mac Jones like a pancake. Instead, Jones picked the lateral off and flattened the QB, too. Just one of the worst plays you'll ever see. pic.twitter.com/7sb5xXSXJU
— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) December 19, 2022
Between that and the Dolphins game winner from 2018, the Patriots are now on the wrong end of two of the most embarrassing lateral sequences in recent history
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) December 19, 2022
The Patriots are about to have the longest, quietest flight in the history of mankind
— Matt Verderame (@MattVerderame) December 19, 2022
The Patriots took the "let's just do it and be legends" approach as literally as possible.
This is the Fyre Fest of plays.pic.twitter.com/IMFieGObtT
— Jason B. Hirschhorn (@by_JBH) December 19, 2022
My god. The Patriots did the Jets a solid here. Also, imagine having to explain this to Bill Belichick. pic.twitter.com/yR0GQNjs4d
— Andy Vasquez (@andy_vasquez) December 19, 2022
Fixed the audio on #patriots final play vs #raiders pic.twitter.com/c9o7TiEkHx
— Mike Sando (@SandoNFL) December 19, 2022
Patriots fans watching the Raiders win pic.twitter.com/oVxtFesl9y
— Josiah Johnson (@KingJosiah54) December 19, 2022
Okay, I'm convinced the Chargers are making the playoffs if THIS is how the Patriots lost 🤣
— Bolt Beat (@BB_Chargers) December 19, 2022
THE PATRIOTS DID WHAT?? WHAT JUST HAPPENED pic.twitter.com/ieuBNGg5Hg
— Chris Vannini (@ChrisVannini) December 19, 2022
The Patriots are not a real football team
— JP Acosta (@acosta32_jp) December 19, 2022
Bill Belichick in the Patriots locker room right now pic.twitter.com/kJtM91UvZF
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) December 19, 2022
Live look at the #Patriots playoff chances. pic.twitter.com/XTOafhmtRw
— Spotrac (@spotrac) December 19, 2022
Oh, Patriots pic.twitter.com/dR39pyT2mR
— John Hendrix (@JohnJHendrix) December 19, 2022
HOW CAN THE PATRIOTS FOLD THIS BAD?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???
📼:@NFL
pic.twitter.com/GUYcIO34rc— #RingerNFL (@ringernfl) December 19, 2022
Man im crying, the football looked like a beach ball to Chandler Jones
— Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) December 19, 2022
“Oh shit is that Mac open with running room? Let me toss him a 50/50 ball surely he can Moss Chandler Jones here”
— Ol’ Saint Mick (@ColeyMick) December 19, 2022
The announcer "uh oh" when he saw the only person in the way of Chandler Jones was ……. MAC JONES 😭 https://t.co/wOnHztgapS
— Tony X (@soIoucity) December 19, 2022
Patriots lateral was worse than this play lmao pic.twitter.com/lHgEwA8bAj
— Spurs Legacy #1 Kansas City Chiefs fan (@spurs_four) December 19, 2022
Jakobi Meyers trying to get into the Patriots’ practice facility after that game-losing lateral: pic.twitter.com/9c87Ehoo8j
— Brian Y (@byysports) December 19, 2022
The Raiders just DID WHAT?!
The Patriots tried to lateral the ball to score at the end of regulation BUT THE RAIDERS HAD OTHER PLANS pic.twitter.com/2gGp6WfeqZ
— Brad Galli (@BradGalli) December 19, 2022