Three little birds you say? Three of them, eh? Todd likes birds. Todd likes gamechangers. How much for the birds? Talk to their people. Double it. Just get me the birds, Costanza.
It has become a reflex response to dredge out every last note of potential comedy from the current Chelsea team building model; and to do so, with all due respect to the many other shades of US sporting tycoon-dom, in the voice of Larry David pretending to be George Steinbrenner in Seinfield.
