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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Barney Ronay at Wembley

The never-ending story of England footballdom: this is why we can’t have nice things

Thomas Tuchel leaves the pitch after defeat against Japan
Thomas Tuchel will have plenty on his mind as he digests the games against Uruguay and Japan. Photograph: Tom Jenkins/The Guardian

To see a world in a grain of meaningless friendly. It has become a habit to say you don’t learn anything from these games. This isn’t strictly true. You just don’t learn anything new. But it’s all still there, ready to be decoded like a set of sporting tea leaves.

On a strangely empty night at Wembley Stadium – also known as “a night at Wembley Stadium” – the opening half-hour of this 1-0 England defeat against Japan was fluffy, formless and free from any real edge. But that half-hour was also hugely telling, packed with echoes, ghosts and patterns. Another March friendly: another note in the never-ending story of England footballdom, an epic poem in 1,080 parts.

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