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Jennifer Young

The Minecraft Movie merchandise is even more cursed than I imagined — but I'm still buying the one decent thing

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Selection of Minecraft Movie toys, including a Creeper, a Jack Black figurine, a Wolf and a Jack Black Pez dispenser.

A Minecraft Movie launches on Apr. 4, 2025, and with it comes a bunch of merchandise designed to have your kids pestering you incessantly.

Of course, this assumes they’d want these toys without the risk of nightmares. A slew of Minecraft Movie products have landed at Amazon , and let’s just say that while some of it might strike a chord with collectors, most of it is an acquired taste.

The Minecraft Movie toys are really disappointing

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