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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Chloë Hamilton

The hill I will die on: Pumpkin-spiced latte is a con. It’s time to put an end to Big Autumn

Illustration of an autumn leaf.

It’s getting earlier every year, that first meme about golden leaves and pumpkin-spiced lattes. This year, I swear, I spotted one in early August, while we were still sweltering under our fourth heatwave of the summer.

Because, of course, for those that like crisp mornings, Halloween and glasses of red wine in front of roaring fires, the arrival of autumn brings with it something else: the incessant need to tell everyone just how much they love this perfectly pleasant, if perpetually damp, season.

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