On Monday morning, I was put in mind of Al Pacino in The Godfather III. This does not, I should stress, happen often. But when I saw the cast members for the upcoming ITV2 show Love Island: All Stars – which will feature now-famous former islanders I found myself uttering Michael Corleone’s immortal words: “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!”
Despite the fact that as a long-suffering Love Island fan (and commentator), I finally gave up on paying much attention to new iterations of the show about a year ago, I will be tuning in to All Stars. This is because I am compelled by the personalities involved, rather than by Love Island itself.