For those who reside in the capital, a London wedding is the greatest gift a bride and groom can bestow upon their guests. No dreadful Airbnbs, no extortionate rail (or, worse, air) fares, no searching for signal to call the sole taxi company that serves a random marquee field near the bride’s parents’ house.
The logistical matter that does remain for a London wedding, however, is the all-important matter of what to wear. Regardless of the location, finding a wedding guest outfit is a nightmare — it has to be smart without exuding too much main character energy, suitable for ever-unreliable British weather, and, for god’s sake, not the same colour as whatever the bridesmaids are wearing.