Listen, I'm not an expert in home decoration. In fact, I'm probably the last person qualified to give advice on such matters—one thing I can say for certain, however, is that you probably don't want to bring a prospective date home with a three-foot pile of plastic poo on your coffee table.
Yet, that's now a very real possibility. First 4 Figures, who've made figurines for games like Dark Souls and Silent Hill in the past, have now birthed this great monstrosity. It's a massive statue the size of a person's torso that depicts The Great Mighty Poo, a boss from Rare's beloved and seedy collectathon Conker's Bad Fur Day.
