Gather round girls, gays and googly-eyed theys, because we finally know the identity of the Googly Eye Assassin who was been galivanting across Adelaide. Am I disappointed that the mystery is over so soon? Yes. Alexa, cancel my Professor Layton top hat order, please.
Chances are if you live in Adelaide, or on the internet, you’ve seen a pair of googly eyes appearing on KFC buckets, Dan Murphy’s stores and even trucks.
