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The funniest St Patrick's Day memes to brighten your day

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March 17 is a day of celebration of all things Irish the world over - (AP)

From jokes to memes to funny snaps – St Patrick’s Day memes are here and ready to “craic” you up.

As always the internet has not disappointed and a whole host of hilarious puns are already on the web, despite it being early in the day.

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