The public bins: full to overflowing.
Holloway Road underground station: so crowded as to be essentially impassable.
The pubs: spilling out on to the pavements.
The pavements: spilling out on to the streets.
Leah Williamson: for some reason, and to the general rapture of social media, pulling pints behind the bar at The Tollington.
The programme queues: sizeable.
The Emirates: sold out.
The Arsenal men’s team: not playing tonight.
The attendance the last time Arsenal played a Champions League semi-final at home, 10 years ago: 1,406.
What the Champions League was called back then: the Uefa Women’s Cup.
The record crowd for a game of women’s club football in the UK until tonight: 49,094.
The record now: 60,063.
The most frequent refrain you hear about women’s football: nobody cares.
