
In what might just be the cruelest irony of the Jeffrey Epstein saga, we’ve learned that the man who spent decades evading accountability for his unspeakable crimes finally met his match in December 2013. And no, it wasn’t the FBI or the courts. It happened on Xbox Live, when the convicted sex offender was banned from the Microsoft live-service platform permenantly.
The emails uncovered in Friday’s massive dump (including 3 million new files) are almost too absurd to be real. From Bill Gates contracting an STI to Elon Musk asking Jeffrey to invite him to his island, and even more damning evidence that he and Donald Trump had much closer ties than previously assumed, the internet is in no shortage of material to scrutinize for the foreseeable future.