Meghan really, really wants us to like her
“Please Love Me, Love Meghan” may have been a more accurate title. Her hunger to be liked by a world that has decided to find her annoying is genuinely poignant. She really wants you to know what an amazing time you would have if you came to her house to hang out – not that she’s letting us see inside her actual house, but never mind. Her love language is mostly crudites – this strikes me as where she may be going wrong, but maybe it lands better in California? Her friend Mindy Kaling seems nice. (“Next time, you come to my kitchen and I’ll show you how to microwave burritos.”) Also, her beekeeper Brendan, who appears to have wandered off the set off Dude, Where’s My Car?, is adorable, so maybe she should be besties with him?