The Commanders (Allegedly) Calling Andrew Luck Is Comically Deluded

Watching Jim Irsay try to kick up the dust on a tampering investigation against the Commanders for allegedly, possibly, contacting Andrew Luck to see whether he’d unretire before the franchise signed Carson Wentz is really the second-funniest NFL story of the year.

The funniest NFL story of the year is the thought that Luck would have unretired after years of physical and emotional pain, organizational mismanagement and self-doubt to play for *comedic pause* Daniel Snyder and the Washington Commanders.

Raise your hand if you think Luck would have come out of retirement to play for Snyder.

Trevor Ruszkowski/USA TODAY Sports (Luck); Geoff Burke/USA TODAY Sports (Snyder)