Lentils are a versatile legume that can be used to make a tasty stew or to incapacitate your enemy’s SUV. I know this because I recently Googled “How do you deflate someone’s tyres?” and found a Guardian article about eco-activists deflating SUV tyres by jamming lentils into the tyre valves: Which some might see as possibly one of the most “Guardian” articles ever published.
For the sake of any local law enforcement readers, I would like to make clear that I didn’t act on the information: I have never weaponised a lentil. I was just rage-Googling; something I am increasingly wont to do.
