There’s two things that’s guaranteed to ruin a night out at karaoke. The first is being in a karaoke bar.
The second is that someone will always pick Pearl Jam and pull out what they believe to be a flawless impression of Eddie Vedder. If you’re racking your brains to think who that might be in your circle of friends, then it’s you. You do it and half the time you don’t even realise it.
