The Bachelors Recap: Give Felix’s Mum Her Own Show Where She Just Judges Everyone

I feel like we’re at the point with The Bachelors where we can safely say who wins, right? Like my predictions at this point, having watched HOURS of this goddamn show, should be pretty sound. Here goes: Jed

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It’s giving Anna Wintour, it’s giving Dame Judi Dench, it’s giving sexy in your 60s

I think I love this woman?

These folks with their damn tattoos and their drum kits!!! In my day we beat rusty cans with a stick for music

you mean to tell me that after 4 weeks, you don’t want to marry me

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do chopsticks

we adore an emotionally expressive king

DAMIEN

here comes the tension headache

honestly, step on my face

when do you just go away

The Bachelors,

I SAID WHAT I SAID

I too want that woman to step on my face

I will end you

NOUUUUUURRRRR

The Bachelors Melissa Mason is a freelance writer, you can find her on Insta and TikTok.

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