Remember when you were a kid, and you heard the story about Goldilocks and the Three Bears? If you need a refresher, she's the little kid who had the audacity to break into the house of some anthropomorphic bears living their lives out in the woods, eat their porridge, sleep in their beds, and then critique them all. Which is kinda rude, if you ask me, and honestly it probably says a lot about the patience of that bear family. But I digress.
As she went through the house and tried all their stuff out for herself, she had notes on just about everything. "This bed is too hard" was followed shortly thereafter by "this bed is too soft." Finally, on the last bed, she at last found the one that was just right.
Now, if Little Miss Picky had sat on a 2026 Triumph Bonneville Speedmaster instead, maybe she wouldn't have felt the need to break into someone's house and mess up all their nicely made beds. In fact, maybe she could have just ridden all her troubles away on that new, truly comfortable and supportive saddle!
